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Meet The Authors

Hank Ambler

Our Gracious Host

"Don't go into another room and piss in your own mouth."

Hi, folks. Can you still say "folks" on a book wedsite? No matter. Every once in a while, I like to come down off my high horse and bring small silver baubles in a burlap sack to the peasant children in the thatched roof cottages. And YOU'RE that thatched roof cottage. This book is going to be having ALL of the most titles to the path of words and knowledge. Knowledge of what? Birds, probably. That's the thing about birds, you can't trust them. Trashmen are always trying to tell me that the bird is the word, but I think they're just seizing. I used to be a nobody nothing in the foul, festering backwaters of Vigrinia, and I'am still doing that! But now I'm got a wedsize! Scrumpadoucious!

Joss "Mad Heat" Delta

The Man Himself

"I don't want to go to heaven, and you can quote me on that."

Joss "Mad Heat" Delta can become your ticket to the top, much like he has been the ticket to the top for Joss "Mad Heat" Delta! Joss is the kind of man that really gets you going, and he rarely gets to going! While growing up in the farm fields of Frederick, Maryland, U.S.A.*, Joss could think of only one thing....INDUSTRY. It was this INDUSTRY that made him move to the big city, leaving his alcoholic father and his misanthropic mother behind. While the mice in the fields provided great early industry experimentation, it was his arrival to Come Up With A Better Title Later that really got his goat. The goat of SUCCESS! Here it is possible to use Josss's skills, mostly relating to field mice or the scanning of illegal photographs inside of the Intranet, for the better good of himself first. BUT JUST WAIT....there is also the possibility of some of his own stardom...rubbing off onto and inside of you! Thats right baby, SECOND INCOME STREAM STARDOM STYLE!!!!

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