I suppose I should initiate the uninitiated. Me and my friend wanted to introduce ourselves as "published authors" when we're at events like AA Meetings and Bat Mitzvas, so we're writing a book because Amazon has an incredibly scant self publishing criterium and it counts. The book itself is not good. The content is all filler that's only there so it's not blank paper. Seriously, don't get the book. At one point it just turns into The Great Gatsby because The Great Gatsby entered the public domain and we were allowed to do that. Don't get the book.
09/27/2025
Today my stupid fucking chromebook force-restarted, which isn't too out of the ordinary for this piece of shit, but mid-restart it downloaded a fucking UI overhaul and now ALL OF MY LOCALLY STORED FILES ARE GONE. THERE WAS STUFF IN THERE THAT I CAN'T GET BACK. THAT I CAN NEVER GET BACK. WHAT THE SHITNOZZLE, GOOGLE. The important thing is, this is gonna set book development back a little bit while I attempt to somewhat salvage the YEARS of data they FUCKING DELETED OUT OF NOWHERE. I'm so upset about this. God dammit. I don't even have anything funny to write about, I'm just mad. Fuck it, the next chapter I work on is just gonna be me listing off things I hate. God fucking dammit.
09/25/2025
Today, I made a website for the book. It's called "Come Up With A Better Title Later." Originally that was a genuine placeholder title, but in the course of development it's really grown on me. I don't know what people make Devlogs for. I guess to chronicle development and the like, hence the use of the word "Dev" instead of "Web." Really, you shouldn't add the word Web- in front of things. Just take a look at what happened to Pages, Cams, Logs, Cast, Dings, Quest, Speak, Logic, Surfing, and who could forget, the fall of the mighty Isode. Not like -club. Adding -club to anything makes it way cooler. I'd italicize "way," but I'm still learning HTML. That's how cool -club makes things. Think. Golf? Lame. Golf clubs? Rad as hell. Turkey? Already pretty good. Turkey club? Hella. If you drink wine, you have a problem. If you're part of a wine club, you're a socialite. So if "web-" makes words worse, but "-club" makes them better, what happens if you start a webclub? I guess it just cancels out into a seven letter not-a-good-idea. Y'know, I wasn't sure there was much point to this devlog, but I'm quickly realizing that it's a pretty solid indicator of the quality of the book, of which there isn't any. Seriously, don't read the book.